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The Former Wayside Chapel is a historic chapel at 24 River Road in Grand View-on-Hudson, Rockland County, New York. The Flemish Revival building was constructed in 1867–1869 and is a simple, rectangular building measuring 26 by 40 feet. It is built of brownstone laid in uncoursed rows and features a steeply pitched slate-covered roof.
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